The Recipe for Revolution

The Recipe for Revolution

If I’ll ask have you ever heard the word “Revolution” then definitely you will think what am I asking? This word will be echoing in your mind from the time you have opened your eyes in Pakistan. You may have been inspired many times a day to bring revolution after hearing and witnessing but never being part of it. But do you know how revolution is baked? Do you know what toppings make a revolution more worthy and how can you help people digest it easily?


Let me share with you an instant recipe to bake a tasty revolution.




1.     Financial embezzlements

2.     Dubious character

3.     Self exile

4.     Political asylum

5.     Dollars, Euros or Riyals

6.     Healthy relations with U.S, U.K, Europe, Canada & Saudi Arabia




Financial embezzlement and a dubious character are important ingredients to start cooking. You should have the ability to commit moral and financial embezzlements. You should have the ability to play with the minds and hearts of people through visionary words, religious speeches and wisdom. Possession of bursting bank accounts is vital to ensure honorable and peaceful life for your future generations in any civilized country for more than two centuries. Once the task is accomplished then you will feel that people will start eyeing your character and your hard earned money with suspicion.


This will be an important phase in baking. Tackle it by adding new ingredients here. As the accountability team will gear up or army will take over, it will be the ripe time when you should add two ingredients of self-exile and political asylum in your dish. You should leave this unfaithful country that doesn’t deserve talented and charismatic people like you and should seek asylum in U.S, U.K, Europe, Canada or Saudi Arabia. All you need to do is to ensure them about your loyalty and they will happily grant the asylum. Live there, earn heaps of money, enjoy (…) and stay there for at least a decade. When you start feeling that the amount in your bank accounts is getting low then announce to return to serve your motherland once again.


Now your dish of revolution is almost cooked and is ready to be served. All you have to do is to arrange a massive rally for revolutionizing the life of poor masses (…) and hold a procession either on Minar e Pakistan or Quaid’s mausoleum. Present your agenda garnished with Quranic verses and tempt people to topple the government for bringing revolution. Comparison with examples of Iranian, French, Egyptian revolution (…) pumps the blood in the veins of masses. You should make people spellbound through your oratory. Then set a deadline for the government to accept your demands and as they will not comply, lead people towards the capital. Either you will get a call in between the route or they will negotiate with your demands in the capital. Get your accounts filled again and head back to a civilized country to spend a decade more and laugh on the fate of poor masses.

Asad Ur Rehman

Not a Veena Malik's die-hard fan

  • azeem abbas

    Waoow waooww thats Great! True! Very weldone!

  • azeem abbas

    Good collections of words!

  • Tooba Awais

    very well portrayed…